A Conversation Between Mom & Pops

My mom hit the Labor Day sales today.

 

Mom: How much do you think this shirt was?

Dad: I’m going to freeze at… twenty-five dollars.

Mom: Five dollars.

Dad: Five dollars?! Wow. What about those pants?

Mom: Eleven dollars.

Dad: Eleven dollars?!

Mom: Seventy-five percent off.

Dad: Seventy-five perc–

 

At this point I was in my room, laughing.